1. craplos:

    ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

    (via rnirni)

     

  2. thefuturebelongs:

    ayugeni:

    languageek:

    Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found here

    Ssgt told me that I’m probably going to get Korean or Mandarin. Oh joy. 

    haha glad I went straight for Chinese

    (via rnirni)

     

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  4. swaggtillweodxo:

    How wait what? the fuck O__o

    Why the fuck is more like it

    (via bubbalicious28)

     


  5. I hate when people use the word selfie unironically.

     


    1. School assignment: Use colored pencils for...
    2. Me: Fuck you.
     


  6. 180mph:

    pizzaforpresident:

    i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

    forreal dude fuck other languages. cant believe russian people would call their grandma babooshka, fuck that. you’re in america lmao, who wit me?

    Pizzaforpresident is Canadian.

     


  7. dudeitslarry:

    jawn-wants-tha-d:

    emilyissherlocked:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    rendezvousramen:

    addictedtopunsandpizza:

    macaronivevo:

    jesuschristvevo:

    is it data or data

    is it route or route

    is it caramel or caramel

    is it either or either

    is it read or read

    I hate all of you so much right now

    FUCK ENGLISH!

    you don’t seem content with this content

    (via sabrinama)

     


  8. letterstomycountry:

    Every time I look at this young man’s photo, my heart breaks apart for him and his family:

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    Cameron D’Ambrosio should not be in handcuffs. He should not be in a court room. He should not have been arrested, and he damn well sure should not have been accused of Communicating a Terrorist…

     

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